Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.
(source: corset-story.com, via: are-you-out-of-your-vulcan-mind)
some BODY ONCE TOLD ME that you have a boyfriend who looks like i girlfriend that i had in february of last year it’s not confidential but i’ve got potential a rushin’ a rushin’ around
(source: cornhat, via: thewizardingworldofme)
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
(source: giraffepoliceforce, via: lgbtlaughs)
The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’
(source: hitlersbreastmilk, via: gloomyresident)
“Cosette only exists because they needed a soprano”
yes
I can see it now
Victor Hugo, fully aware that his literary masterpiece will be given a musical adaption over a century into the future, plans out all the vocal ranges of each of his characters
He realizes that he lacks a soprano and from there Cosette is born
(source: benonceandthefankettes, via: gloomyresident)
its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
(source: wanktissue, via: mindmeldsex)
“Oh no, it’s the radical feminists!”
Suddenly, upon the horizon, a ragtag crowd of empowered women ride in on skateboards, bmx bikes, and razor scooters! They aren’t even wearing helmets! They just drink their respective energy drinks and do sick kick flips and pop wheelies left and right. One of them punches the air and hollers “RADICAL!!!!” and just like that they are gone. They are simply too rad.
(source: sketchlynx, via: napoleonbonerhard)
IF U THINK UR SAD ABOUT MCRS BREAKUP THINK ABOUT HOW EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW
(source: genericanimegirl, via: skillsy75)
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest please step out of the vehicle
(source: nishlo, via: mynameisgrey)
nxv:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
(source: primisthebomb, via: careycharlesprice)
all 46 excuses on my friends wall,
1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow
2. we can’t all be usain bolt
3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”
4. i had pe first period do you blame me
5. i really, really didn’t want to sing
6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates
7. you can’t tell me how to live my life
8. #YOLO
9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic
10. there was a freak yachting accident
11. i am a fucking retard
12. this is just for my wall
13. do you even read these
14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”
15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction
16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight
17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win
18. traffic jammy jammy jam
19. how can i go to school when alex turner
20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her
21. i was sticking it to the man
22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity
23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued
24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset
25. my meth lab caught fire
26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be
27. i was sad
28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely
29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”
30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth
31. 2 kool 4 scool
32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen
33. i tried
34. i’m sorry i’m late
it’s not my fault
my auntie was killed
and i joined a cult
35. a haiku about lateness:
late late late late late
late late late late late late late
late late late late late
36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking
37. i was fashionably late
38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg
39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me
40. do
41. you
42. even
43. read
44. these
45. i was fighting al qaeda
46. traffic
(source: stabla, via: the-vashta-nerada)
Guide to the Papal Smoke Colors
As a new pope is being chosen, smoke billows from the Sistine Chapel in indicate whether the Roman Catholic cardinals have made a decision.
Here’s a handy guide to what each color means.
(source: funnyordie, via: lgbtlaughs)
the longest I’ve ever stayed awake was about a year and half ago and I didn’t sleep for two days because of midterms and on the third day I was trying to write essays and I was drifting off while I was writing them and I woke up and found this
via: whatladybird)
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?
(source: sophege, via: gloomyresident)
