June 2013
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:
- why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
if you tumblr saviour something that i don’t tag pls let me know and ill always tag it special for you because you are perf so don’t trip i got this shit
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Hey guys, I have a huge favour to ask! Today is my mom’s birthday, and we’re not that close. We have a lot of tension between us because of the past, but I want to show her that I still love her even if we fight a lot. This is where you come in.
Please send me messages/fanmail saying Happy…
my favorite thing about the new animated Dreamworks movie “Turbo” is that someone pitched “what if there was a snail but it was like fast?” and someone else in the room was like “oh shit yeah man fucking run with that”
just so we’re clear, i use
dude
bro
man
gurl
babe
bb
loser
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
imagine spock putting on a sweater and getting the tips of his ears caught in the knitting
too cute to pass up i’m sorry
my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store
omg fuck i was looking through my drawer for scented hand lotion and i see these pink glasses and im like wtf are these and i pick them up an d theyre the fucking katie perry glasses i got at the movies once instead of normal 3d glasses sob omg
it’s KATY u twatface
lmfao see how little i know about her WHY DO I HAVE THESE GLASSES LOL
who knows tiana. who knows
omg fuck i was looking through my drawer for scented hand lotion and i see these pink glasses and im like wtf are these and i pick them up an d theyre the fucking katie perry glasses i got at the movies once instead of normal 3d glasses sob omg
it’s KATY u twatface
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
i used to really really obsessively tag posts and make sure i tagged every single character
but now im like
“this has three characters in it like fuck that im just going to tag it supernatural”
[rappels down waterfall] [shouts over roar of cascading water] DID YOU SAY BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
hey for a dianna agron blog, should i use diannaagronsface or diannaagronly?
guys come on answer me
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
when you click on a source because you want to go to the original post
and instead of taking you to the post, it takes you to the main page of the op’s blog
just
ugh
when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”
I get
so
fucking
mad
because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being
but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
