DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF
(via coopranderson)
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
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Catvengers, assemble!
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But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.
(via chambergambit)
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I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
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well it was how kurt introduced himself to blaine after all
oh my god what if Blaine thinks Kurts name is “…Kurt”
OMFG
omg i can’t breathe.
(Source: lskywalkers, via mcassvoy)
probably the best thing I’ve ever seen.
dear future wife I promise you will get something original like this
why is this the greatest thing. ever.
I want to be proposed with something magnificent. This is wonderful.
So I was watching this and my mom comes up behind me and goes
“Is this a flash mob?”
-.-
Gosh, this almost had me saying “I do”!!!
(Source: thedailywhat)
- Parents: get off the computer
- Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
