*thinks of cute person* *smushes face into pillow* *melts*
i was gonna make a post talking about how i was avoiding all responsibilities, but then i realized that i’ve spent the past 3 hours doing the exact thing i needed to be doing (summarizing this article), which is like. the opposite of avoiding responsibilities
also i can hear a train that’s like a mile away. i wanted to finish the summary tonight but it’s VERY late so i’m gonna finish it when i wake up tomorrow
i need help paraphrasing stuff in my article summary but everyone’s asleep because it’s Late O’Clock
I know I joke about it but pls don’t actually see 50 shades of grey, even ironically.
Don’t buy the books, don’t even watch the trailer without an ad blocker—don’t give this franchise any money.
If you’re into bdsm, I would rather you just ask me for fic recs than invest in that dangerous representation of relationships in general and bdsm specifically
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.